Pre covid, we were hosting a party in another city, and were staying at the home of someone we know well.
That person was a tradie and just LOVED the look of our 18 Inch double ender. He said that he'd keep it in his work van to smack his apprentices with when they slacked off.
He then hit me with it, so I snatched it to get him back. We ran around the house a bit before I caught up and flicked it up at him, getting him in a very tender area. So while he recovered, I was apologizing.
Turns out he had to have the next day off work..... Sorry again dude LOL